Liar Liar Pants on Fire...

Hanging on a Telephone Wire..

Do you remember this saying? Well Chris and I were having an intellectual discussion about it. My whole life I had envisioned this type of a scenario..

I told Chris this and he thought that it was always this...

Either way we agreed that for lying have your pants lit on fire while on your body and you are hanging from a telephone wire OR taken from you lit on fire and thrown too high for you to do anything about it is a bit harsh for lying...

Guilt Pleasures....

Here is a list of things that I love that I am embarrassed to say that I do... now's the time to swallow my pride and just let everyone know.

I love singing as loud as possible while driving.. I used to do it and then stop if I was at a stop light or something, no matter how good the song was. Now I don't care where I am, I just belt it.. is that even the right term

Is it bad that I really want to buy this book and use it everyday of my life?

I love watching iCarly... I can't even justify why I love this show. I just do!

I have a "blanket." It is a disgusting thing that I can't sleep without. It is tattered and falling apart but I love it. I thought that when I got married I would just throw it away, but when I went to my parents house to get it to throw it away, it "accidentally" ended up in our bed and I sleep with it every night. Chris hates it because it leaves little bits of yucky fabrics everywhere...

I love picking at things. When I'm bored or nervous I will scratch the inside of my ears until sometimes they bleed. Sometimes when I run out of things to pick at, I will pick at Chris and he hates it... but when I find something to pick at, if I just leave it there and not pick it I have anxiety. I am a disgusting human being.

I like watching "Confessions Animal Hording" on Animal Plant Surprisingly Human Because deep down I relate to all those people. I would only hoard cute pets though, like cats and dogs, I just love to cuddle their soft fur.

That's all I can think of right now. When I lay it out like that I realize that I am a very strange person. Makes me wonder how I ever convinced Chris to marry me, poor guy!

Merrrry Christmas!

As some of you know when Chris and I went on our honeymoon my camera died, so I have been putting off discussing Chris and I's Christmas without pictures because that just makes it boring. But here we go anyway, because I wanted to document our first Christmas traditions...

But first here is a play by play of what we did:

On Christmas eve Chris and I slept in, which was very very nice. We slowly started our day by (Chris) cooking and (me) finishing up some last minute presents and wrapping.

At about 3pm we went to my parents for a Christmas Eve dinner. we ate there and then at 5:30 went to Chris's Grandma's house for a Christmas Eve dinner and a few games. After that we went back to my parents and watched Christmas Vacation and did a Christmas Puzzle.

We than went to Chris's Mom's house and spent the night there so we could do Christmas morning with his family. We woke up a little before 7 and opened presents. Chris's mom got us a camera!! very exciting. Chris got me a cricut and I got chris new computer speakers and WOW (World of War craft, for those of us that didn't know what that stood for). We then headed home and took a nap and then got ready and went to my moms at 10 and opened presents there. My mom got me seasons one through fourteen, and season twenty of The Simpsons which was just AWESOME! We ate breakfast and then all got in the car and went to my Grandma Cook's.

There we ate lunch and did the family exchange and surprise, surprise our family got The Simpsons scene it! we are very excited; very fitting if you ask me. Chris and I then got in the car and went to his grandma's house and had dinner and just hung out for a little bit and then went home and we both were playing with our new toys. Then at about 7 we went to my parents house and played a game called "Word on the Street" girls against boys which was way fun, but then Ella got upset and the games were brought to an end.

On Sunday we went to Chris's Doxey side and had an ugly sweater party which was a blast!! There Chris's aunt had a great idea of having a pasta bar, instead of ham and potatoes! It was way good!

All in all the festivities were a lot of fun, but were not done yet. Thursday Chris and I are going to get on a plane and head down to Texas to visit his Dad's family for a week.

Now I wanted to run down some of the things that Chris and I did for our traditions and maybe get some ideas for when we have kids and it really counts..

I started out by making Chris and I some stockings. They looked like this

for our "Santa" presents to each other. The presents from Santa were wrapped in wrapping paper that had pictures of Santa's on it. Growing up we never had our Santa presents wrapped but I thought it would make it more exciting.

We also had Christmas Eve pajamas that we unwrapped and wore. (Chris hated his... I tried though).

That's about all of the Christmas festivities so far. I will let you know how Houston goes, maybe take some pictures with our new camera!

pet peeves from my job...

not really my "job" just people in general; but when people mispronounce things like...

• aSked not aXed
• sANDwich not saMwich
• mIlk not mElk
• liBRary not liBERRY
• arCtic not aRtic
• eScape not eXcape
• eSpecially not eXpecially

that's all I could come up with so far...

Have you ever...

Have you ever had a dream about your boss and then when you have to go to work and face them you are embarrassed?

Or have you ever had a dream about your husband and then wake up and you are still mad about whatever happened in your dream, even though you know it is just a dream?

... more specifically have you ever dreamed that there is a zombie attack and your wife/husband just got bite and you have to kill them and wake up and tell them and then have THEM be mad at you for the rest of the day even though they know it was just a dream? ... no...?

well this happened to Chris and I this weekend. It's not very fun waking up in your husbands arms and him whispering in your ear as you wake up "I shot you in the head in my dream, because you were being dumb and were standing in the front window and got bit by a zombie."

Thanks babe.

A long time ago...

So a while ago I was going through my pictures and I found a folder that I wanted Chris to put in our wedding video, but I guess that he "forgot," but these pictures mean a lot to me so I thought that I would post them.

Here is Chris and I on our trip we took to the French Country

to the cute little cottage.

Here is Chris and I on our Alaskan Cruise. THAT'S AN ICE BERG!!
Here is Chris and I whale watching.

Here is Chris and I on our African safari. We watched that zebra get wasted!

Here is Chris and I on our trip to coast. To bad it was such awful weather.


This is Chris and I at school together. Its a nice little school in England called Hogwarts.


This is Chris and I's trip to area51.
THEY WERE DOING NUCLEAR TESTING THAT DAY.

And lastly:

Here is Chris and I's trip to the moon.

We had to hold our breathe for the picture.

That was all! Hope you enjoyed!!

Yesterday

So yesterday Chris and I were asked to speak about tender mercies of the Lord since we are new to the ward. It wasn't nearly as terrifying as I thought that it would be, but to my surprise I ended my talk by bearing my testimony and got a little choked up. I usually am a stone cold fish who doesn't show emotion. Apparently I just love Chris SOOO much.

The funny part about giving our talks was that the youth speaker who spoke before me went for about 5 minutes and then we sang and I spoke for about 5 min. That means that Chris had to speak for just a mere 30 MINUTES.. poor Chris. It was really nice speaking with him though! I have spoken in sacrament before and I was always super nervous and wanted to just run away but it was a lot more easier with my hubby by my side holding my hand reassuring me the whole way through. I am so grateful for him.

It was kinda fun because both Chris and my parents came and listened to us. It was nice having my parents in the audience giving me the thumbs up and smiling big at me:) sometimes I wish I wasn't an adult and I got to do little kiddy things all the time... I miss not having to wake up and having my parents just excuse my absence at school... those were the days...