when you think life is simple... it's not

Who ever said that "don't cry over split milk" is stupid because when you have a day like this, you will understand....

I wake up ON TIME for the first time in like MONTHS, and have enough time to get ready and cute and I'm so excited because I am going to have time to eat breakfast and get gasoline for my car... i mean its going to be great. For breakfast I decided to have toast with peanut butter and some milk, but to save time, so I actually get to work ON TIME for once in my life (ya know since my 60 day review is just around the corner), I take my toast and milk and get start towards my car and than....
I spill milk all over me and my cute outfit... so much for being on time today...

My worst fear in the world...

some people are afraid of normal things, like spiders and the dark, but my worst fear is the one thing that drives me to learn how to fish, cook, keep a food storage, and learn how to use guns. I have kinemortophobia, but not just that, I am afraid of being one of the last people on earth and I would have to fend for myself and be alone the rest of my life!! so i drew some sweet pics to show a time-line of how i see it playing in my head!!!

o yeah not for long...

BAM death and destruction!everyone is dead, except for me, because i am too small of a target for someone to bomb me, but there are all these dead bodies around, and all the buildings and pretty green grass are ALL GONE......and i'm hungry great... all the grocery stores and wendy's in the world are destroyed, the only thing left is a McDonald's but lets face it, i will NEVER be that desperate, this is when i would go to my bomb shelter and get my food storage and get all my guns and live the Rambo dream. except everyone in my life made fun of this odd fear that i have. so no one would let me dig up their back yard to build a bomb shelter.. soo now i am in a world, all alone, with no food, and no protection... thanks guys..At this point, the sun has been overcome by a severe depression, so the sky turns gray, and all the bombs have made the waters all become radioactive, this means that i cannot drink the water, or eat the fish that swim in the water... wait a minute....nope... it is a zombie...
great, no i am weapon-less, hungry, and cold since the sun is depressed and won't shine to warm my little back...so the only logical thing at this point is hiding in a corner of a run down buildingthis is when i decide that i will no longer sit idly by as zombies try to eat my brains, so i will stand up for myself and push those zombies out ma way to, some how, find some thing to eat!
stupid zombie head doesn't stand a chance to my fists of fury!i than see a poor helpless bunny, on of my favorite cute and cuddly animals, but i am so hungry that i just don't even care... poor bunny. however i am so blind with hungry that i don't even see it coming...the little sneaks are eating my brains!

This is my worst fear... strange i know... but so very, very true.

**kinemortophobia is the fear of zombies...

Power Animals

Recently, Older Sister had a baby shower, and the subject was brought up about power animals. Now I thought that this idea was MAGICAL, so I did my research (on wiki, soo.. really I just asked wiki the true meaning of a power animal). I found that power animals are spirit guides that protect individuals. So I than said "OMG, I WANT A POWER ANIMAL!"

Now it is my understanding that you cannot CHOOSE a power animal, you each have to choose each other. So I thought "Well... I do believe that it would be an animal from the felidae family" (that is the cat family for those of you who are less than knowledgeable about scientific classification). I than realized that my whole life I have always loved tigers, and felt a connection. and BAM I have a power animal!His name is Chester, he is a Siberian tiger. This is how Chester helps me:

And when it is inappropriate to have a tiger lurking around:

I hate public speaking...

**i have been reading a lot of hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com, and i decided, well i hate taking picutres so i will color pictures... hopefully i don't get sued.**