Monday, March 1, 2010

This is my life...

So... as many of you (my two readers) have figured out by now, I have a cat, whom I love. But like with all relationships, it doesn't matter how much you love someone, sometimes you just wonder WHY, DAMN IT!!!

To back up a few days, I had just arrived home from a long day of school and work and was just ready to sit for two seconds before I went on to do homework. This is when my mom approaches me and says:
"I'm going to kill your cat"
"WHAT?! Why dearest mother?!" I say
"GO LOOK AT THE RED CHAIR BY THE PIANO"
(you should note that in our front room there is only this said chair and a ladder, :) so things get noticed)
I go to look at the chair and then I see it...This is what the Chair is SUPPOSED to look like

This is what I found... Holy fart she's a dead cat

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha this post totally made my day! nate and i laughed our pants off reading this! silly kitty.

Kelly & Jamie said...

Don't let her kill the cat!!

Kylee said...

Hahahahahahahaha.... oh man....

Jessica said...

Hahahaha Ash you make me laugh so hard. Holy fart that cat is dead.

Walls said...

OH MAN! girl you just know how to make people laugh! i sure miss that!but that sure is a one NAUGHTY kitty!