Wednesday, July 7, 2010

My worst fear in the world...

some people are afraid of normal things, like spiders and the dark, but my worst fear is the one thing that drives me to learn how to fish, cook, keep a food storage, and learn how to use guns. I have kinemortophobia, but not just that, I am afraid of being one of the last people on earth and I would have to fend for myself and be alone the rest of my life!! so i drew some sweet pics to show a time-line of how i see it playing in my head!!!

o yeah not for long...
BAM death and destruction!everyone is dead, except for me, because i am too small of a target for someone to bomb me, but there are all these dead bodies around, and all the buildings and pretty green grass are ALL GONE......and i'm hungry great... all the grocery stores and wendy's in the world are destroyed, the only thing left is a McDonald's but lets face it, i will NEVER be that desperate, this is when i would go to my bomb shelter and get my food storage and get all my guns and live the Rambo dream. except everyone in my life made fun of this odd fear that i have. so no one would let me dig up their back yard to build a bomb shelter.. soo now i am in a world, all alone, with no food, and no protection... thanks guys..At this point, the sun has been overcome by a severe depression, so the sky turns gray, and all the bombs have made the waters all become radioactive, this means that i cannot drink the water, or eat the fish that swim in the water... wait a minute....nope... it is a zombie...
great, no i am weapon-less, hungry, and cold since the sun is depressed and won't shine to warm my little back...so the only logical thing at this point is hiding in a corner of a run down buildingthis is when i decide that i will no longer sit idly by as zombies try to eat my brains, so i will stand up for myself and push those zombies out ma way to, some how, find some thing to eat!
stupid zombie head doesn't stand a chance to my fists of fury!i than see a poor helpless bunny, on of my favorite cute and cuddly animals, but i am so hungry that i just don't even care... poor bunny. however i am so blind with hungry that i don't even see it coming...the little sneaks are eating my brains!
This is my worst fear... strange i know... but so very, very true.

**kinemortophobia is the fear of zombies...

4 comments:

Keeeeeya said...

Jesus, I knew you had issues..this just makes things a little more clear.

Cassidie Anne said...

HAHAHAHAH!!! OUT MA WAY HO!!! hahaha that is hilarious. I loved that whole thing. shoot. it was great. i will let you dig a bomb shelter in my backyard.

Anonymous said...

hehe that is so funny!! the pictures totally make the story!

Kelly & Jamie said...

I can not stop laughing oh my heck i love it!!!!!!